It’s still hysterical to me that the best grade I’ve gotten on a Biopsych quiz this semester was on reproduction. Typical.
So apparently I won a Best Buy gift card? I dunno?
When we go out...
..we’re the talk of the town.
New York, here I come. And I don’t care if you don’t miss me, Vin!
“What is this? Water! Get in it!”
My bio for the senior reading program:
Amanda is best known for her role as “The Carrot” in the Summit Lane Elementary School fifth grade production of the play Eat Your Oats. In more recent years, she has been spending her time as a Creative Writing and Psychology double major at Susquehanna University. Her chapbook of poetry, Breaking the Shell, won the 2006 Chartruse Press chapbook contest and her nonfiction has appeared...
Male Cougars = Gray Balls
suicideblonde: Amy Poehler: Can I ask you how you feel about this term “cougar”? I hate that fucking word. Rachel Dratch: Me, too! Since the dawn of moving-making, there have been so many scenarios where an older guy is with a younger woman and we don’t bat an eye. But if it’s reversed and a 40-year-old woman is with a 35-year-old guy, she’s called a “cougar.” Poehler: I know … there are these...
thedailywhat: Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Neil Young performs a haunting cover of the Fresh Prince theme song and, just like that, my life is complete. Also: A rift in the spacetime continuum. [via.] Jordan. For you.
New York, I’m coming back. You miss me??
This man has sleep apnea and he’s complaining that I have to lose weight?
Oh Susquehanna, you never cease to amaze me. Because of this, I will now be indulging in ice cream for the fifth time this week.
Night of working on directed research ahead. Fun?
My response to No-Shave-November:
I honestly couldn’t tell that you weren’t shaving.
thedailywhat: Intervention of the Day: Comedian / con artist Skyler Stone decided to stage a “vampire intervention” for a group of rabid Twilight fans (is there any other kind?) under the guise of a special satellite screening of New Moon. I’ll admit, it’s kinda on the mean side — but his heart is in the right place. See here for more on how the Twilight vampires are not vampires. [via.] Oh...